Message posted by: Clyde W.

Hey, it's the off season, and figured we could have some fun with this thread.

The posts on the indoor/outdoor pool thread reminded me of my top 10 pet hates in the gym.

1. People (normally guys) who let an eggy lingerer go on the treadmill. Made exponentially worse by repeat offenses.

2. The group class that steals all the foam rollers from the stretch area.

3. People who don't wipe down machines.

4. Smelly people (also see 1 above).

5. People who sit on a weight bench for 5 minutes doing nothing, while I'm waiting for one.

6. Guys that look better than me.

7. Girls that won't look at me (c'mon, what's with that???).

8. Female staff who flirt with me, only for me to discover they are just doing it to get a referral from me.

9. Hairy guys that finish their stretching naked in the locker room.

and

10. The tranny that uses our locker room. It's definitely a girl with a dick…

By the way, what's the protocol re 1. above?

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